I Didn't Spend All This Money to Go Slow
$29.99 – $33.99
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The payment plan is simple: bring bananas and let the monkey drive. A blown dragster, tire smoke, and the Christmas tree put the Banana Crew on the starting line with enough attitude to last all race weekend.
Fiber content varies across solid and heather colors; check the garment label.
Retail fit; side seams and crew neck.
Wash cold at up to 30°C / 90°F. Tumble dry on low. Do not dry-clean. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed; avoid ironing the artwork.
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THE STORY / THE SHIRT
The payment plan is simple: bring bananas and let the monkey drive. A blown dragster, tire smoke, and the Christmas tree put the Banana Crew on the starting line with enough attitude to last all race weekend.
Part of the Bananas collection from 660′ Apparel. Small Garage Built emblem on the front left chest; large illustrated Will Race for Bananas graphic on the back.
This funny monkey dragster racing T-shirt brings the Banana Crew to the starting line. A gift idea for a drag-racing fan who likes illustrated hot-rod humor as much as the next round of racing.
Black Bella+Canvas 3001: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), retail fit, crew neck, side seams and tear-away label. Printed front and back.
Available in XS–4XL. Compare a favorite tee with the measurements below before ordering. Measurement tolerance: ±1.5 inches. Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F); use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low. Iron on medium heat away from the print. Do not dry clean.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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