I Didn't Spend All This Money to Go Slow
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THE STORY / THE SHIRT
Some teardown discoveries don’t need a speech. Two worn plain-bearing shells carry the joke here: silver surfaces, copper-colored wear, and the kind of detail an engine builder will recognize before reading the headline.
Small official 660′ Apparel logo on the front left chest, with dominant original artwork on the back.
Black Bella+Canvas 3001: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), retail fit, crew neck, side seams and tear-away label. Printed front and back. Unisex adult fit in XS–4XL.
Compare a favorite tee with the size chart before ordering. Measurement tolerance: ±1.5 inches. Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F); use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low. Iron on medium heat away from the print. Do not dry clean.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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