I Didn't Spend All This Money to Go Slow
$29.99 – $33.99
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A helmet graphic and a very specific position on leaving the house. This racing-humor design is for the person whose idea of a good outing involves bringing their own head protection.
Fiber content varies by color; check the garment label.
Classic fit; crew neck.
Wash cold at up to 30°C / 90°F. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron or dry-clean. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
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THE STORY / THE SHIRT
If I can’t wear my helmet, I ain’t goin’. Some invitations come with a dress code. Yours comes with a visor.
A flame-painted automobile racing helmet and sweeping cream lettering take over the back of this drag racing humor T-shirt. The small official 660′ Apparel logo sits on the front left chest; the existing sleeve mark remains.
For the racer who would rather make a pass than make small talk. Black or navy Gildan 5000, in the sizes shown. This is a lifestyle shirt, not protective racing equipment.
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-Shirt. Classic fit; crew neck. Fiber content varies by color; check the garment label.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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